Beach hottie in bikini gets nailed by lightning strike.

Car's heater doesn't work? No problem.....

Probably not the bathroom to use if you suffer from stage fright

How do they wipe their ass?

Tom Arnold: First time I did cocaine.

This Lucky Guy Just Narrowly Escaped A Rusty Nail Going Into His Foot And Possibly Getting The Dreaded Thing Your Parents Always Warned You About....LockJaw!