Looks like the victim was brutally sliced into multiple pieces.

Both their names begin with the letter 'A' or she likes it in the butt. Either way, it's cool I guess.

Kanye West as 50 Cent? Ahh who cares, nobody will know the difference.

Pet pig looks more like Yoda to me.

Here is a great gift for those assholes that need to lighten up.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Mormon temple shot glass.