He said he didn't have to go to the bathroom.

How I think I look when I don't shave for awhile.

Lazy sloth advises you to, just do it...later.

When he woke up he probably thought his prankster friend was a real jerk off.

Why argue if the glass is half full or half empty? Just drink the freaking wine.

We know what is wrong with the world, but how do we fix it?