He must have a hard time finding turtlenecks that fit

A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming

Not sure which is more strange....The fact that a dog has human feet or a human has a dog's head.

Have You Ever Tried Doing A Cat Beard With Your Favorite Feline?

Finally A Shower With A Built In Thermometer