Having a mustache is cool but on your head not so much

So that is where peanut butter comes from

They really know how to have a good time in Utah

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

It Might Be A Good Idea To Read This Book If Your Cat Looks At You Funny