Not sure if this is a bodybuilding competition or a funny face competition.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Men with piercings are better prepared for marriage than men without them.

When you aren't having much luck with the ladies you are willing to try anything.

Buy a corn dog get a free stick sign should really help increase sales.

Cute little lizard just loves to drink fresh orange juice in the morning.