Marriage. Because nothing says love like signing a government contract.

Your girlfriend wants you to make love to her like they do in the movies,..

Bad ideas can often be fun.

Why do good looking people always say looks don't matter?

The word 'Click-Bait' has been added to the dictionary. Now if people actually read the dictionary they wouldn't click those crappy bogus links.

A girl asked if she was wearing too much makeup.