Ahhhh to be a kid again and be able to get away with this

Sometimes you just have to make the best of your situation

Why peel off the label when you can just eat around it?

Tom Arnold: First time I did cocaine.

Apparently He Has Been Here Before

This Lucky Guy Just Narrowly Escaped A Rusty Nail Going Into His Foot And Possibly Getting The Dreaded Thing Your Parents Always Warned You About....LockJaw!