This Is How You Round Up And Control A Train Of Shopping Carts On A Steep Hill.

Yeah, I will have to call you later. Dad thinks I'm high. Hello?

Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity. George Carlin Always Knew How To Say It Best.

Girl sneaks one by the yearbook editors with some periodic table turned Notorious B.I.G. lyrics.

Apparently If You Mess With The Monkeys You Are Screwed.

Oklahoma earthquake blamed on a donkey.