Hey it's a lot better than those silly child leashes

A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

This man overloaded his donkey like a real jackass.

Must have been this burglars first time. I have a feeling he never tried it again.

Most Women When They Notice The Check Engine Light Is On

This Lucky Guy Just Narrowly Escaped A Rusty Nail Going Into His Foot And Possibly Getting The Dreaded Thing Your Parents Always Warned You About....LockJaw!