A vasectomy does not guarantee your wife won't get pregnant.

Kid riding roller coaster looks like he is possessed by Satan himself.

Supercharger vs. Turbocharger

If you can name 3 Kardashian's, but can't name 3 elements off the periodic table...

Some see alcoholism. I see CrossFit for my liver.

Grillenium Falcon food truck is awesome and even sells a sandwich called the Cheebacca.