Why does the Federal Government still consider weed an illegal substance?

This note on the door telling the UPS man to knock loudly didn't work so well.

Take ONE basket from the rack. Do NOT take the basket rack.

Enya fan club looking for like-minded individuals.

You know it is cold when a parked car leaves a perfect impression of its front end in ice.

The cure for Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) symptoms has finally been discovered.