Legalize pot and destroy junk food. Bad timing.

Freddie Mercury from Queen tattoo is a nice tribute but a little off.

Clint Eastwood shooting you with Morgan Freeman narrating would be the best way to die....ever.

A wife is like a hand grenade.

Do not disturb this guy. He is on a tight schedule.

Jury Duty is not only a great service to society but it also has many great attributes.