Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity. George Carlin Always Knew How To Say It Best.

Either They Forgot To Take Down The Missing Poster Or The Cat Has An Identical Twin.

Probably Not The Best Guy To Use For A Head And Shoulders Shampoo Campaign.

No wi-fi. Talk to each other.

Boneless Pork Rectums. The Good Thing Is There Are No Bones. Anyone Hungry?

Used Car Lot Doesn't Understand How To Install The Letters In The Proper Order.