When the username you want is taken...

Donald Trump vs Corn on the cob. Which one has better hair?

Make sure nothing is protruding from your backpack and that it is fully zipped while out in public.

If this baby grows into his feet, he should be about 9 feet tall.

Motorcycle rider wearing rollerblades. It must be hard to shift but fun at stop lights.

Rotary dial phone purse is pure vintage fashion.