If you feel the need to vacuum the street it is probably time to seek help

Probably not the bathroom to use if you suffer from stage fright

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Looks nice but I prefer a bed

This is what happens when you take a panoramic photo and your dog runs into the shot.

Sign giving you a reason to get a vasectomy