There are 2 types of men when it comes to urinating in the toilet.

Someone jacked this guys spare tire. Not the entire wheel, just the tire.

This cat isn't crying over spilled milk, but he looks really pissed.

This guy is either a fan of Lana Del Rey or doesn't speak English.

All this time I thought it was just the MSG in ramen noodles that made me feel bad.

My wife wanted her sandwich cut in half.