When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

The face you make when you force a fart but then quickly realize you shouldn't have.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Patrons of this strip club have now been notified it is safe to return.

Buy a corn dog get a free stick sign should really help increase sales.

Cute little lizard just loves to drink fresh orange juice in the morning.