When the username you want is taken...

Motorcycle rider wearing rollerblades. It must be hard to shift but fun at stop lights.

Fat guy and a Smartcar. This could get interesting.

Rotary dial phone purse is pure vintage fashion.

No need to add water cooling to your computer if it is overheating. Just put it in the fridge.

Before the internet, to talk trash about someone you had to post a placard in public. Times were tough back then.