When you see hot bikini babes on Instagram, just remember who owns the boat.

If you can name 3 Kardashian's, but can't name 3 elements off the periodic table...

Grillenium Falcon food truck is awesome and even sells a sandwich called the Cheebacca.

My computer screen is brighter than my future.

Donald Trump + Balloon + Static Electricity = Fun!

Car guy logic: Buying soap for his car vs. soap for himself.