Twitter user asks Hugh Hefner how he has so many bitches and he responds with some great advice.

Guess who forgot to show up to the Health Fair? Alzheimer's sucks!

Cute little lizard just loves to drink fresh orange juice in the morning.

Your flight has been delayed due to a large phallus blocking the runway.

Elijah Wood and Leonardo DiCaprio at the Academy Awards in 1994.

This is what happens when you have a leaky water faucet in freezing temperatures.