The best way to potty train your kid is to literally scare the crap out of them.

The guy behind the counter must be a wrestling fan

Always good to know the house you want to buy isn't haunted.

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

Have You Ever Tried Doing A Cat Beard With Your Favorite Feline?

He Probably Read The Sign And Then Got Over Confident In His Driving Abilities