Why do guys always get blamed for being perverts?

If you have to take many pictures before getting a good one, chances are you is ugly.

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods...

When you get all dressed up and are complimented on how nice you look.

Drunk woman steals a ferry boat and yells, 'I'm Jack Sparrow.'

Potty training toilet with built in iPad holder. Are you shitting me?