It is a good idea to teach your child the difference between love and hate but I don't think tattoos are such a good idea.

Hours of entertainment is to be had by watching cats stare at a bug in a lamp shade.

You Better Flush The Toilet!

Most Women When They Notice The Check Engine Light Is On

Braveheart looks like one crazy SOB with googly eyes.

The Author Of This Book Should Have Put His Name In A Different Location