A chicken is hatched already logged on to Facebook describes today's society well.

This man appears to be taking a dump down someones chimney. I wonder if it was even Christmas?

Looks nice but I prefer a bed

He is a bit self conscious about his feet

The only thing that would make this better is if the face on the cup had a mustache

Some things in life are so not fair especially when the cat gets to poop in the house.