A chicken is hatched already logged on to Facebook describes today's society well.

Must have been a really good friend

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Much easier to drive around than move the tree limb 1 foot off the road

Cool trick to make your internet friends think you have a social life and actually leave the house.

This waiter has mad skills especially since the plates probably weigh more than he does.