This is what you look like after a long night of drinking,

Say a prayer for his micro penis.

Extended trike with two blown V-8 engines, wheelie bar, dual rear wings, roll bar, and he doesn't even buy matching ear muffs.

Some Mormons stopped by to enlighten her so she put them to work.

If a girl never sends you a text there is a good reason for it.

Don't forget to congratulate your Mom since you turned out perfectly.