I am pretty sure this child would know the cookie had weed in it very shortly after eating it.

When this dog is hungry, he is not afraid to let you know.

The greased up, pot belly, sugar daddies, never get the recognition they deserve,

If these kids get 1 million likes they won't get crap because their mommy has morals and a brain.

Getting old sucks and receiving a birthday cake that looks like a corny turd doesn't help.

The shower is a great place to reflect on your life.