If you feel the need to vacuum the street it is probably time to seek help

Woman wearing a I may not be perfect but parts of me are very awesome t-shirt. This is very true......she has a great smile.

It must have been a very slow news day

They were meant to be together from the first time their seeds touched the dirt

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

The Michelin man would be impressed