The is how you save yourself from getting a sore neck

Phone booth that also caters to very short people who are afraid of small enclosed spaces

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

Much easier to drive around than move the tree limb 1 foot off the road

Sign giving you a reason to get a vasectomy

Receiving Bills In The Mail Becomes Fun When You Have A Cute Little Rabbit That Opens Them For You