Getting old sucks and receiving a birthday cake that looks like a corny turd doesn't help.

Airbrush business van has one sweet Goonies mural.

Great way to embarrass those jerks who like to double park.

I am sure "Marc" didn't mind they screwed up his birthday cake.

Do you think your parents camped out over night to be able to be one of the first to buy this phone?

How dare you call me a raging alcoholic!