Vegan co-worker had a birthday today so we gave her a special cake.

Keep pets off the street. Spay or neuter.

Why does the Hulk get called incredible and I get called an angry drunk?

Smash Mouth, Insane Clown Posse, and Guy Fieri. Think about it.

Greek seaside scented Febreze air freshener.

Took a picture of a dragonfly on my toe, but a huge muffin top and some sideboob ruined it.