Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Bad shirt to be wearing the day you get arrested

Congratulations you are almost there

Great name for this candle scent. It should really help get people in the mood

Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes

Great idea taking the port o crapper with you