Failed my drivers test after instructor asked what I do at stop lights.

Do not disturb this guy. He is on a tight schedule.

Don't know Karate but I know how to use a baseball bat.

If you get an email with an attachment saying it is Kanye West singing Bohemian Rhapsody do NOT open it.

A boy and his cat catching some fish together.

Forgiveness is like swallowing when you want to spit according to this Church.