It's bacon and it is so worth it

Why peel off the label when you can just eat around it?

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming

This Dog Is A Lifesaver. Realizing You Have No Toilet Paper After Already Taking Care Of Business Is No Fun.

That Lemon Might Not Break Any Records But At Least They Got Some Use Out Of It

This Boat Floats Above The Water.