I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can....act cool.

He's got 99 problems but she's not 1.

I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.

Donald Trump vs Corn on the cob. Which one has better hair?

Make sure nothing is protruding from your backpack and that it is fully zipped while out in public.

If this baby grows into his feet, he should be about 9 feet tall.