If you have always wanted a smoking hot body don't worry it will happen eventually if you choose.

When women take a group photo gravity suddenly gets a lot stronger.

"Don't feed the bears" warning doesn't sugar coat anything and is blatantly honest.

When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

In Japan, Ronald McDonald is called Donald McDonald due to a lack of a clear 'r' sound in Japanese.