Motorcycle rider wearing rollerblades. It must be hard to shift but fun at stop lights.

30 years ago this was considered cool and I am sure someone out there thinks it still is.

Don't let crutches keep you down. Skate or die.

After 3 million years of evolution, we have only lost the hair.

Acura Legend of Zelda.

Noise, odors, and outdoor sex sounds like a party! Nope, just a farm.