This should make it easy for those first timers

If you were ever to see a ghost I imagine this is the face you would make

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Great idea taking the port o crapper with you

Much Simpler Times Here. This To Do List Is A Breeze.

This Dog Is A Lifesaver. Realizing You Have No Toilet Paper After Already Taking Care Of Business Is No Fun.