Phone booth that also caters to very short people who are afraid of small enclosed spaces

This man appears to be taking a dump down someones chimney. I wonder if it was even Christmas?

It must have been a very slow news day

Ahh yes it is going to be a good day

Very rare double wedgie removal sighting

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.