Remember folks you are always being watched at all times.

He must have a hard time finding turtlenecks that fit

Much easier to drive around than move the tree limb 1 foot off the road

He should have had it delivered

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home