Star Wars Millennium Falcon magnetic bottle opener is a must have for those hardcore fans.

When you aren't having much luck with the ladies you are willing to try anything.

Guess who forgot to show up to the Health Fair? Alzheimer's sucks!

Raccoon holding on for dear life on the back of a garbage truck.

Too cool to look into the camera is a perfect example of extreme doucheism.

Finally a pair of pants with a warning label on the zipper.