Can you tell who was happy with their Christmas present and who wasn't? Glassware Set vs Xbox One.

A Man's ability to think clearly is greatly reduced by the sight of cleavage.

You Should Never Fart While Wearing a Rubber Suit.

Drink apple juice 'cause OJ will kill you.

If You Know What This Is The Chances Are You Had A Great Childhood.

The face you make when you are eating a salad and someone shows up with donuts.