I took this stupid test and I am pretty sure I passed.

German School with a teacher that seems a little suspect.

Between the both of them, there is a full head of hair.

Teaching your cat how to use the toilet is easy. Teaching your cat how to use a plunger is awesome.

Two white police officers held at gunpoint by black kid.

I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.