Yes...you probably should have left it in the box.

The Michelin man would be impressed

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

You Gotta Love A Hotel That Caters To Your Extravagant Request To Make Your Stay That Much Better