Enya fan club looking for like-minded individuals.

Tattoo of a goat grazing on your bald head is better than just a bald head.

The difference between a BMW driver and a Mercedes-Benz driver.

Spends 8 hours a day on the internet but proudly says, "I don't watch TV."

You know it is cold when a parked car leaves a perfect impression of its front end in ice.

Extremely alert mall security guard.