Soldier returns from duty and is greeted with the best welcome home sign ever.

Bill Cosby replaces Jack Nicholson in the famous Here's Johnny scene from 'The Shining.'

But Chloe, I'm straight. So is spaghetti till it's wet.

Al Bundy suggests you never try to understand women.

Here, I bought you a selfie stick.

Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my coffee at home...