With such huge savings to be had it is amazing there isn't a massive line waiting to get in.

If you feel the need to vacuum the street it is probably time to seek help

When the sun is in your eyes it helps if you turn your hat around

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

Sign giving you a reason to get a vasectomy