If you have always wanted a smoking hot body don't worry it will happen eventually if you choose.

What your dog might actually be thinking when it brings you a toy and then you throw it.

When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

The face you make when you force a fart but then quickly realize you shouldn't have.

Clever sign to get people in the door offering free beer. Nobody reads the fine print these days.

Buy a corn dog get a free stick sign should really help increase sales.