Can you tell who was happy with their Christmas present and who wasn't? Glassware Set vs Xbox One.

A Man's ability to think clearly is greatly reduced by the sight of cleavage.

Spent all the money on the suspension lift kit. Nothing left for wheels and tires.

Drink apple juice 'cause OJ will kill you.

If You Know What This Is The Chances Are You Had A Great Childhood.

The face you make when you are eating a salad and someone shows up with donuts.