I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

North Korea leader Kim Jong-un is more like Kim Tan Trum.

Do not consume if the seal is broken.

Programmers: The various stages of a computer programmers life.

I just wanted to talk about your iPhone 6 for sale.

Goodwill just got much cooler after seeing this, “I wear your grandad's clothes” sign.