Waiting for the bartender to notice me like...

Mom said she found this pipe in my car and that we needed to have a talk.

Psst, hey kid. Wanna bison weed?

When you're 12 beers deep at the bar and some guy you never met is now your best friend.

UPS, USPS, and FedEx battle it out in the streets to find out who will become the alpha mail.

Children must always wear a seat belt.